Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Scintilla, no. 11 | A Story Never Told, Almost [Not Even Remotely] True

A very small man jumped out from behind my soap dish and leapt onto a glob of toothpaste in the sink.  I was shocked, of course, and then relieved he was not a roach (because, naturally, that was my first thought).  But the way this tiny little man uncouthly stuffed sticky toothpaste in his mouth made me ill.  I turned the faucet on and tried to wash him down the drain.  He scrambled away quickly, though, and shook an angry miniature fist.

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