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Saturday, February 14, 2015

Sound Bites

Norman Reedus's busted, ugly face.

"It's January, and there's a disturbing lack of brown liquor in this house." - Wolfman

"Sierra, do you remember when I first listened to Discovery by Daft Punk and sat on the bed crying for two hours?" - The Kid

"Martigan, you are not evolved from monkeys.  You are a monkey." - Wolfman

"I had an argument with a woman the other day who insisted Norman Reedus is attractive.  Norman Reedus has a busted, ugly face, and he knows it." - The Kid

As Wolfman leaves for work on Valentine's morning I tell him, "We love you, baby.  We are all your Valentines."  He answers, "I'm your boogeyman."
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